La tarta de queso de Micky

Mickies Kässetoorten

Tartaen
150gr suchren
100gr harinen
2 tarrinen cheessen freschen
3 eggen

Lo bates todo con la mixerünchen y al molden, 180 centigraden durante al menos 40 minuten , subirá pero al sacarla bajará (gravitaten theorichen).

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4 manzanas + o -
suchren según veas
Kanellen (cinnamonein)
Waterich

Y lo cueces mirando si se queda sin waterischen o si tiene demasiada, la pruebas al rato a ver si está dulce o no, y hacia el final la bates un poco, dejando algunos trozos enteros para que sea más divertido (concepto ajeno a Austria, pero en la wikipedia podrás entenderlo).

Por cierto, es espectacular!!!

Así es… En fin.

Ayer por la tarde envié un correo electrónico a toda la gente de mi oficina, que serán unos 30 o así. El correo se trataba de que alguien me preste o me ayude a conseguir una cámara HDV para rodar un par de proyectos (cortos) que tengo entre manos. ¿Saben cuantos me respondieron? 0 (Cero)
Y no es que yo sea impaciente ni nada de eso, pero ya para estas horas todos los habrán visto. ¡Seguro!

Ya lo dijo el Charnequín:

España, país de la solidaridad.

Nonlinear equations systems

One of my other hobbies, besides Music and Film, are maths, so last night I was a little bored and decided to take a look into some and get back to my good-old-school days. I especially like nonlinear equations.

Here are some close connections between finding a local minimum and solving a set of nonlinear equations. Given a set of n equations in n unknowns, seeking a solution is equivalent to minimizing the sum of squares when the residual is zero at the minimum, so there is a particularly close connection to the Gauss-Newton methods. In fact, the Gauss-Newton step for local minimization and the Newton step for nonlinear equations are exactly the same. Also, for a smooth function, Newton’s method for local minimization is the same as Newton’s method for the nonlinear equations . Not surprisingly many aspects of the algorithms are similar. Nonetheless there are also important differences.

Another thing in common with minimization algorithms is the need for some kind of step control. Typically, step control is based on the same methods as minimization except that they are applied to a merit function, usually the smooth 2-norm squared, r(x).r(x)

  • Newton: Newton’s method is an efficient algorithm for finding approximations to the zeros (or roots) of a real-valued function. As such, it is an example of a root-finding algorithm. It produces iteratively a sequence of approximations to the root, their rate of convergence to the root is quadratic. The method generalizes to complex and multidimensional versions.
  • Secant: Works without derivates by constructing a secant approximation to the Jacobian using n past steps. It requires two starting conditions in each dimension.
  • Brent: Method in one dimension that maintains bracketing of roots. It requires two starting conditions which bracket a root.

Newton’s method

Newton iteration The idea of the method is as follows: one starts with an initial guess which is reasonably close to the true root, then the function is approximated by its tangent line, and one computes the x-intercept of this tangent line (which is easily done with elementary algebra). This x-intercept will typically be a better approximation to the function’s root than the original guess, and the method can be iterated.

Suppose f : [a, b] → R is a differentiable function defined on the interval [a, b] with values in the real numbers R. The formula for converging on the root can be easily derived. Suppose we have some current approximation xn. Then we can derive the formula for a better approximation, xn+1. We know from the definition of the derivative at a given point that it is the slope of a tangent at that point.

That is:
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Here, f ‘ denotes the derivative of the function f. Then by simple algebra we can derive:
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We start the process off with some arbitrary initial value x0 (The closer to the zero, the better. But, in the absence of any intuition about where the zero might lie, a “guess and check” method might narrow the possibilities to a reasonably small interval by appealing to the intermediate value theorem).
The method will usually converge, provided this initial guess is close enough to the unknown zero, and that:
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Furthermore, for a zero of multiplicity 1, the convergence is at least quadratic (see rate of convergence) in a neighbourhood of the zero, which intuitively means that the number of correct digits roughly at least doubles in every step.

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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

- Herm Albright

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There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

- Steven Wright

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The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.

- Jean Giraudoux

Cosas graciosas desde mi HDD

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El alquiler de los pisos

¡Impresionante! Sucede que me quiero cambiar de piso y llevo llamando ya algún tiempo a esos números que suelen estar en los anuncios, en las ya conocidas páginas web de anuncios que hay en este país.

Pues bien, he llamado y en la mayoría de las ocasiones la misma respuesta: “Ya está alquilado”, en realidad no sería un problema si fuese cierto!

Hace unos minutos llamé a una inmobiliaria (creo) y pregunte por un piso y, la mujer que contestó el teléfono, al oír mi marcado acento de extranjero enseguida me dijo que ya estaba alquilado, pues bien, 10 minutos más tarde llamó mi Compadrito preguntando por el mismo anuncio y este al ser español tuvo acceso a toda la información de dicho piso, entonces, lo del “Ya está alquilado” era una patraña.

Eso es para la próxima vez que te digan que en España no hay racismo.

Mi Compadrito logró concretar una cita con esta gente para la tarde y sorpresa, seré yo quién se presente, a ver que cara me ponen y por supuesto que esto no se queda sin su respectiva denuncia.

Con esto queda solo por agregar que hay muchas cosas que en este país están muy mal y esto del racismo creo que es la peor de todas. A ver si ahora todos tienen que disfrazarse de españoles para tener acceso a los derechos o a la no burla social.

¡Me enferma!

Lease también: ¿Similitud o no? a ver si refrescamos la memoria.

Some fun: after all

No hidden intentions, just fun.

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About the (Re)mixed logos

I’m sorry folks but my (re)mixed logo had to go. That was quick. I just came across something that’s good to know and since I don’t want to get in any trouble… Well, read for yourselves.

Defamation

What is defamation?
Defamation occurs when:

A false and damaging statement of fact; concerning an individual or entity; is communicated to a person or persons other than the individual or entity whom the false or damaging fact is about (i.e., published); and the person publishing such information knew or should have known it to be false.

In this circumstance, “published” means that such statement was written or verbally communicated to another. Written defamation is also known as “libel.” Verbal defamation is also known as “slander.”

  • You cannot modify the name or other intellectual property of a musical group, company, etc. and avoid infringement, (e.g., using Metalika instead of Metallica).
  • You cannot use and/or alter names, logos, pictures, or other intellectual property of sports teams, colleges/universities, clubs, or other organizations. Modifications may not avoid infringement.
  • You cannot use trademarks, names, or logos of companies. For example, you cannot use the name of a company such as Nike or company logo such as the Nike “swoosh” trademark.