It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

- Jerry Seinfeld

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.

- Joseph Addison

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.

- Clarence Thomas

It’s also helpful to realize that this very body that we have, that’s sitting right here right now… with its aches and it pleasures… is exactly what we need to be fully human, fully awake, fully alive.

- Pema Chodron

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

- Ben Stein

Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.

- Arthur Stringer

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.

- Mickey Rooney

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

- Fran Lebowitz

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn’t mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.

- Edward R. Murrow

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

- Eric Hoffer