How to know if a girl is spanish?

It’s actually quite an easy procedure and the original idea came from my friend David -who had figured this out long time ago as it seems-

It’s basically all about observation, look around, wherever you go, and if you see a girl wearing glasses (like reading glasses) that have more of a square-like design you can bet 98% of the times she is spanish. When I was in Amsterdam, with my wife, a few weeks ago, David said it was amazing how much spanish chicks you could find and he explained his theory. I went on a did some “research”, actually trying to hear some of those chicks -with square-like designed glasses- talk and yes, they were all spanish.

Now, the question is: why?

Why do all spanish chicks wear those kind of glasses, the same glasses?, do they think it’s trendy?, to they think is hot?, do they think it’s in?. NO! Season after season, year after year those kind of glasses are still being mass-used in Spain and it’s simply because the spanish have no taste nor imagination, it’s as simple as that.

Recently I went to get some glasses for myself, and after going through about a 100 stores the only thing I found was the same: square-like glasses. Actually if you go into any kind of shop (in Spain) you might even be surprised by the models you’ll find, there’s at most 5 different models -with variating colours, at least- and you’ll find those exact same 5 models in every other store.

Don’t believe me?, try for yourself: watch the TV (Spanish, of course), ride the Metro, look at people walking around, you’ll soon agree with what you’ve just read.

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